Parece que o presidente dos Estados Unidos da América do Norte é o que nós baianos chamamos de lesado. Lesado é todo aquele “esperto” que acredita que todos os outros são otários e que temos medo ou cremos em blefe. Os cariocas chamam os lesados de “Mané” ou “malandro otário” é o babaca que leva uma faca para intimidar quem está com uma escopeta.
Sim. Claro que nossa imprensa corrupta, liderada pela Globo e CNN vão fingir acreditar que o Deputado do PL do Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Bolsonaro mais conhecido como Dudu Bananinha teria grande influencia sobre o genocida e pedófilo Donald Trump, mas sabemos que o idiota serve apenas como um Pateta para servi a Trump em seu blefe.
O porque do blefe...
O grande blefe do americano foi taxar os produtos exportados para os Estados Unidos em 50%. E, para dar credibilidade ao blefe, Trump disse ser porque Jair Bolsonaro está “sendo perseguido pela justiça brasileira”. Mas qualquer um “na-fila-do-pão” sabe que o buraco é bem mais embaixo.
O tal do Trump, para intimidar e sair com vantagem nas negociações para compra de minerais raros do Brasil, — Nióbio, (o Brasil detém cerca de 98% das reservas internacionais), Terras Raras, (que o Brasil também detém com abundância, apesar de só termos levantamento de 27% do nosso território), além de outros produtos também minerais como grafite, níquel e lítio etc. — O blefe foi para intimidar Lula.
O que Donald Trump não sabe é que Lula não vai comer esse “H”, (agá), afinal, Lula é “puta velha” na política e sempre se mostrou como grande negociador de produtos brasileiros no exterior... Até num vídeo postado no X, Lula falou sobre o assunto dizendo que dobraria a aposta. “Que não era Mineiro, mas sabia jogar Truco” e completou dizendo que minerais estratégicos do Brasil: ‘Ninguém põe a mão’. Eu não sou mineiro e não sei jogar Truco, mas neste blefe até eu não cairia.
Pedi a IA do X para traduzir para Gringo entender
It looks like the President of the United States of America is what we Bahians call a "lesado." A "lesado" is that "smart" guy who thinks everyone else is a sucker and that we’re scared or believe in his bluff. Cariocas call these "lesados" a "Mané" or "malandro otário"—the jerk who brings a knife to intimidate someone holding a shotgun.
Yeah, of course, our corrupt media, led by Globo and CNN, will pretend to believe that the PL congressman from Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Bolsonaro, or as we know him here, "Dudu Bananinha," would have major influence over the genocidal pedophile
Donald Trump.The reason for the bluff...
The American’s big bluff was to slap a 50% tariff on products exported to the United States. And to make the bluff seem legit, Trump said it’s because Jair Bolsonaro is “being persecuted by Brazilian justice.” But anyone “waiting in line for bread” knows the real deal is much deeper.
This Trump guy, to intimidate and gain an edge in negotiations to buy Brazil’s rare minerals—Niobium (Brazil holds about 98% of the world’s reserves), Rare Earths (which Brazil also has in abundance, even though we’ve only surveyed 27% of our territory), plus other minerals like graphite, nickel, lithium, etc.—the bluff was to scare Lula.
What Donald Trump doesn’t know is that Lula won’t fall for this “H” (ha!), after all, Lula is an “old pro” in politics and has always shown himself to be a great negotiator of Brazilian products abroad... In a video posted on X, Lula even addressed the issue, saying he’d double down on the bet. “I’m not from Minas Gerais, but I know how to play Truco,” and he added that Brazil’s strategic minerals: “Nobody touches.” I’m not from Minas Gerais and don’t know how to play Truco, but even I wouldn’t fall for this bluff.
he translation to American English:
--- It looks like the President of the United States of America is what we Bahians call a "lesado." A "lesado" is that "smart" guy who thinks everyone else is a sucker and that we’re scared or believe in his bluff. Cariocas call these "lesados" a "Mané" or "malandro otário"—the jerk who brings a knife to intimidate someone holding a shotgun. Yeah, of course, our corrupt media, led by Globo and CNN, will pretend to believe that the PL congressman from Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Bolsonaro, or as we know him here, "Dudu Bananinha," would have major influence over the genocidal pedophile Donald Trump. The reason for the bluff... The American’s big bluff was to slap a 50% tariff on products exported to the United States. And to make the bluff seem legit, Trump said it’s because Jair Bolsonaro is “being persecuted by Brazilian justice.” But anyone “waiting in line for bread” knows the real deal is much deeper. This Trump guy, to intimidate and gain an edge in negotiations to buy Brazil’s rare minerals—Niobium (Brazil holds about 98% of the world’s reserves), Rare Earths (which Brazil also has in abundance, even though we’ve only surveyed 27% of our territory), plus other minerals like graphite, nickel, lithium, etc.—the bluff was to scare Lula. What Donald Trump doesn’t know is that Lula won’t fall for this “H” (ha!), after all, Lula is an “old pro” in politics and has always shown himself to be a great negotiator of Brazilian products abroad... In a video posted on X, Lula even addressed the issue, saying he’d double down on the bet. “I’m not from Minas Gerais, but I know how to play Truco,” and he added that Brazil’s strategic minerals: “Nobody touches.” I’m not from Minas Gerais and don’t know how to play Truco, but even I wouldn’t fall for this bluff. --- Let me know if you need any further tweaks!
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